Kearney Zzyzwicz
This page lists all of Kearney Zzyzwicz's interactive dialogue in The Simpsons Hit & Run. Conversational dialogue will be added at a later date.
| File | Speaker | Dialogue |
| kearney\p_hitbyc_kea_01.rsd | Kearney Zzyzwicz | This will echo in eternity! |
| kearney\p_hitbyc_kea_ambulance.rsd | Kearney Zzyzwicz | Why do bad people suffer? |
| kearney\p_hitbyc_kea_child.rsd | Kearney Zzyzwicz | I'm gonna beat you and or your child! |
| kearney\p_hitbyc_kea_chocolate.rsd | Kearney Zzyzwicz | Ohh, I've never know such pain! |
| kearney\p_hitbyc_kea_support.rsd | Kearney Zzyzwicz | Ohh, how will I pay for my child support? |
| kearney\p_hitbyw_kea_01.rsd | Kearney Zzyzwicz | You ever been hit with a nine iron? |
| kearney\p_hitbyw_kea_bring.rsd | Kearney Zzyzwicz | Bring it on, tool! |
| kearney\p_hitbyw_kea_lunch.rsd | Kearney Zzyzwicz | Stop touching me! |
| kearney\p_hitbyw_kea_oowf.rsd | Kearney Zzyzwicz | No! |
| kearney\p_hitbyw_kea_quit.rsd | Kearney Zzyzwicz | Come on, quit it! |
| kearney\p_nhitbyc_kea_01.rsd | Kearney Zzyzwicz | You call that a drive-by? |
| kearney\p_nhitbyc_kea_look.rsd | Kearney Zzyzwicz | Look out! |
| kearney\p_nhitbyc_kea_nerd.rsd | Kearney Zzyzwicz | Missed me, dork! |
| kearney\p_nhitbyc_kea_support.rsd | Kearney Zzyzwicz | You drive poorly! |